Sure, let's talk.
First of all, when I check the IP address here, I see a second account made last week called "thebestgamer". That account was never activated, but the e-mail attached has "dwhitestename" in it. From this we conclude a few things. First, you are indeed dwhite. Second, you tried to sneak in last week. Third, you typoed your e-mail address (perhaps "dwhite's the name" is what you wanted?) and couldn't activate your account, so you failed last week on your own stupidity. You even talk exactly like dwhite. The fact that you think we're so stupid as to think you're not him is definitely a reason to keep you banned.
But let's talk about your original ban. You started it months back by lying to us about your submitted statistics. When we asked you about what we thought were lies, you piled on the lies further. Seeing that you had no remorse, we banned you from submitting, although your forum privileges were left intact per forum policy. You later made the claim that you went around and reviewed various fora, deliberately breaking the rules to test the administration, and that you'd act like a normal forum member from that point forward. However, this claim was complete bullshit too, as you had no clue about forum etiquette despite claiming to have been to multiple forums. You repeatedly posted in old topics despite gigantic, bold, red warnings in the posting window not to do so. You flaunted your opinion as fact constantly. You often posted a single sentence in a topic instead of adding something relevant, which is fine on occasion but not as a repeated act.
The topic about your dreams wasn't the lone offense; it was just the last straw. As I mentioned, I moderate a chatroom for aspiring lucid dreamers. The lies you spouted were absolutely awful to me, and each time you were challenged, you changed the premises of your argument. If you want to move the goalpost like that, you can play Crisis City Act 1 in Sonic Generations, but we don't tolerate that shit on the forum. The best part of that topic, however, was when Parax gave you a response that was absolutely dripping with sarcasm, and you took it as a compliment by reading it at face value. That was the point at which I knew you were unfit to interact with people on this forum. Parax clearly had the same idea, as when I went to subject you to a long, drawn-out joke that would end in a ban, he had already banned you outright.
You've already gotten more words from me than you deserve, but I'll take the time to summarize my post anyway. You're an attention whore that resorts to making shit up to get people to interact with you, because you're not interesting enough otherwise. You feel like we should all accept every word you say, but all of it is worthless drivel. Therefore,
You have 15 minutes to say your goodbyes before I ban your account for good. Make it quick. EDIT: Time's up.
Also, HermitHelmet, stop feeding the trolls or you're next. Let the admins do that feeding; they're professional troll-feeders with a college degree in the subject.
